Rule #1: it’s my movie

Wide angle showing the beach and Diamond Head … zooming above the water into Oahu … Waikiki Shopping Plaza… Armani Exchange.

It’s 3 days before Christmas and all the shoppers are out… Happy.Shopping.

Cut to the little elves working in their elven mine deep under an arctic ice sheet… digging up presents in the ice *Rule #1*)… uh oh… they found something…

Quick (shaky) zoom into Santa… and wuh-oh. It’s a Kaiju dressed up like Santa. WHAAAATTT!!!  And he wants some Armani t-shirts. (*Rule #1*)

Time to call…

What do you think? Holiday Blockbuster? Kickstart it?